A List Of Humorous Narrative Essay Topics For College
A narrative essay will most commonly be assigned in composition and psychology courses in college. These are some of the simplest assignments to complete (although they don't always feel like they will be easy) because they often will require very little research. Typically, they explore different ideas and are used by instructors to prove that you understand a concept. You simply have to tell a story through your paper -- narrate a situation.
What Makes A Successful Narrative Essay?
Choosing the topic for your narrative essay is absolutely crucial. The topics that often work the best are those that are simple and answer a basic question. Choosing a simple idea doesn't take away from the intelligence of the writing -- you need to add depth to your writing in order to get your point across. Then, you add humor to it. Being able to bring a smile to your professor's face makes all the difference to your grade, especially when they have hundreds of papers to grade and not nearly enough coffee. Here are a few ideas for topics to help give you some place to start.
- What is Your Favorite Childhood Memory?
- Describe your Most Awkward Experience.
- What was the Worst Gift You've Ever Received?
- Why does Your Biggest Pet Peeve Exist?
- Who was your Best/Worst Girlfriend or Boyfriend and Why?
- What is the Most Terrible Meal You've Ever Cooked?
The Key Points to Consider as You Write
Even if the assignment isn't necessarily an amusing one, narrative essays for college are meant to entertain the reader as they test the writer's imagination and understanding. Put a little bit of time into your planning and ideas. Choose something that is personal and inspiring -- this will make it much easier to write.
Here are Some Examples to Help You Along
- Embarrassing Moments - these are easy to write, but they portray an intricate feeling. Embarrassment and awkwardness are complex because they express intimate fears, insecurities, and shame as well as humor and strength, and just about everyone can relate. The reader will cringe and laugh right along with you
- Worst Gift You've Received - a topic like this can be funny because it gives people a situation they can relate to. It expresses frustration at not being known well, as well as awkwardness as the narrator tries to be appreciative. You need to keep it light-hearted with this topic, though.
- The Existence of Your Pet Peeves - when you write this story, you should try to be ridiculous, dramatic, and over-the-top. Everyone has that one thing that absolutely drives them over the edge, and most people can remember the most extreme time this has bothered them, or when the pet peeve first started.
These ideas should give you somewhere to start your humorous narrative. For college-level writing, when you try to keep your narrative essay humorous, you should have fun with it! Your writing should include many sensory details, be light-hearted and intriguing, but keep the bones of the essay -- such as the topic -- simple and easy to follow along with. Try to keep the writing easy to relate to and don't forget to play on a reader's emotions.
As a small child, parents have always taught their little bundle of joy never to wander around in the store, to always stick by them like super glue, and if need be, always hold their hand. Of course, there is no guarantee that the child will ever follow this simple rule willingly. Almost always, it requires disobedience and/or a life-changing experience to either set the child straight or make the parent take drastic measures in the future. This is the perfect summary as to the event that occurred in a New York Macys Department Store when I was four years old.
The Christmas holiday season was very hectic. My mother wanted to finish her holiday shopping, but unfortunately, none of my babysitters were available and my father was at work, so Mom had no other course of action except to take me along with her. At the entrance to Macys, Mom told me loud and clear: Do not wander away from me in the store. I want you to stay right next to me at all times. She couldve screamed it through a megaphone, however, my teeny tiny brain refused to heed her words of command because we werent even in the store for two seconds and I was already tearing off through the establishment like a rabid monkey.
For the next hour or so, my mom was constantly begging me to stop wandering around and stay with her, but all I did was disobey her time and time again. I would stand next to her for a few minutes just to satisfy her, but the moment her back was turned, I was off again just like that. I believe by the twentieth time I had gone off to some new section of the department store, shed given up and figured, Maybe if I let her explore every nook and cranny, shell get tired and come back Then again, this is a four year old she was dealing with, so tired was basically thrown out of the window.
By this time, Id found my way into the Mens Clothing section, but in actuality, I was searching for the toy area. I never made it there because my eyes fell upon a few Bullwinkle stuffed animals atop a sweater display. My mind forgot about the going to the toy area instantly. Now, mind you, even a four year old has some weight to them, and I was no different. The glass perfume case that was just mere feet away from the display only made the inevitable worse.
So in my determination to get that toy, I started climbing the sweater display. Everything was fine until I reached the top My weight was too much for the weak exhibit and it tipped right over into the glass perfume case. It shattered into a million pieces and the commotion from it echoed throughout the entire store. A few minutes later, my mom, the store manager, and a few other concerned (and nosy) customers came over to see what the heck was going on.
When I crawled out of the broken glass clutching one of the stuffed animals, the two questions on everyones lips was, Is she okay? Is she hurt? Miraculously, I wasnt hurt at all. Thanks to my coat and other clothing, not one shard of glass had cut me. After confirming that I was perfectly fine, my mother grabbed me, endlessly apologized to the store manager and offered to pay for all the damages; however, the store manager told her not to worry about it since he was just relieved that I wasnt harmed.
What my four year old self didnt know was that my mom was afraid that Macys would sue her for the damage, yet the store manager was terrified that my mom would try to sue the store because of the potential injuries I could have sustained. Later at the checkout counter, Mom noticed that I was still holding the plush toy and she ordered me to put me it back, but at that moment, the store manager walked up behind the clerk at the counter and informed us that he would give it to me for free, which of course, made me a very happy kid.
To prevent history from repeating itself, Mom bought a dog leash from the pet store. From then on, before setting foot in any store, Mom would loop one end of the leash around my waist and hold the other end. Naturally, when other patrons in the stores saw my mother restraining me with a leash, they questioned her and accused her of being a barbaric parent, but she always answered with the same explanation: Im just protecting my child.